Divine is just a 6-letter word
God (that's ME) misses you all.
God has been on a leave of absence.
God has a tan.
If you think you have a personal relationship with ME, think again.
God would have more "friends" on MySpace than anyone else on MySpace if God had a MySpace account.
God says, "With friends like that..."
God likes to refer to HERSELF/HIMSELF in the third person.
Everyone else does.
God is taking questions.
God has been on a leave of absence.
God has a tan.
If you think you have a personal relationship with ME, think again.
God would have more "friends" on MySpace than anyone else on MySpace if God had a MySpace account.
God says, "With friends like that..."
God likes to refer to HERSELF/HIMSELF in the third person.
Everyone else does.
God is taking questions.
posted by GOD 
5 Comments:
Hey Now God, I am glad to find you back and tan. Why does the world seem so screwed up? Has it always been this way? If so where did the feeling of disappointment come from? You know if I never expected much I would have never been discouraged by all the crazy things that has went on before my eyes. You said you were in a question taking mood, so please don't smite me anymore. I think I deserve blessing as much as anyone down here under the sun. I am not saying I have not been been blessed here because I have, I just want more like any spoiled child.
P.S. I sent you a baby bird the other day. Did you get it?
Glad your back, God Almighty.
This is to Jed: Your baby bird is with the faeries.
This is to God: Sir, you perfectly prove the premise of my blog; to whit, you are too busy to handle all the praise and worship. Please start doling out duties to some of the gods and goddesses you fired, Donald Trump-style.
PS - If you have a tan, does that mean you really are a white dude?
God, Jed talked me into this blog thing, and its really helped me to develope creativity and keep my brain from freezing up in my old age. Just my way of caring for my temple like you tell us to, along with diet and exercise. I've been blogging for months now and still don't have many readers, I want more readers! God, you know a lot of people, please send some readers to my blog, the kind that post too! Thanks, Basegasket.
PS Tell Jesus I said hello.
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