God is not MIA
But I am taking questions.
Jed?
Jed?
posted by GOD 
Monday, January 07, 2008
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7 Comments:
Why do all the highest learned people that run the countries, churches and companies fail in the same ways lesser people do? What point is all that expensive school if they ain't any dang smarter?
Thanks for considering your humble servant Jed.
Jed, even I can answer that one. Schooling and education might make you smarter but it doesn't make you infallible.
We all know you're too busy to keep a blog, what with running jihads and all that. But I would like to know when you've scheduled Rapture, so I can call in sick that day and hide in a cave.
Why didn't my first comment show up?
I wrote you a nice long letter... previewed it and all, published it, and it didn't appear.
It just proves you have it in for me...
Oh cool...
You didn't delete my last post. Thank You!
Anyway, with all these right-wingers preaching Christianity and trashing the bleeding-heart liberals and stuff, it confuses me.
Didn't Jesus live his life as somewhat of a Liberal?
Does God damn?
Where are you god? We could use you. The billboards just ain't cuttin it!
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